vanidio headcanon dumping ground
i probably did half of these but fuck u, tdl
  • Who’s more dominant:
  • Who’s the cuddler:
  • Who’s the big spoon/little spoon:
  • What’s their favorite non-sexual activity:
  • Who uses all the hot water:
  • Most trivial thing they fight over: 
  • Who does most of the cleaning: 
  • What has a season pass on their dvr/Who controls the netflix queue: 
  • Who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working:  
  • Who leaves their stuff around:
  • Who remembers to buy the milk: 
  • Who remembers anniversaries:  
  • Who cooks normally: 
  • How often do they fight:
  • What do they do when they’re away from each other: 
  • Nicknames for each other: 
  • Who is more likely to pay for dinner: 
  • Who steals the covers at night: 
  • What would they get each other for gifts:
  • Who kissed who first:
  • Who made the first move:
  • Who remembers things: 
  • Who started the relationship:
  • Who cusses more: 
  • What would they do if the other one was hurt: 
  • Who is the dirty talker:
  • A head canon:
Posted 4 weeks ago
  • what was their first kiss like
  • where were they their first time having sex
  • who’s louder
  • who wakes up first
  • favorite form of foreplay
  • who performs/receives oral more often
  • what kink they most often use
  • who more often tries new things
  • if they had to choose a third+ person to include who would it include
Posted 4 weeks ago

Drop a pairing in my askbox and I will describe:

  • How the pairing would work if they were enemies (or if already enemies, friends/companions).
  • Their favorite meal time together.
  • Which of their friends (or foes) is the most annoying third wheel.
  • A time someone walked in on them making out.
  • A time someone walked in on them being embarrassingly cute.
  • Their perfect date-night.
  • A Dark Fic Scenario
Posted 4 weeks ago
tdl……….so fun

who is the big spoon/little spoon
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
who uses all the hot water in the morning
what they order from take out
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
who does most of the cleaning
what has a season pass in their DVR
who controls the netflix queue
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
who steals the blankets
who leaves their stuff around
who remembers to buy the milk
who remembers anniversaries 

Posted 4 weeks ago
tdl, vanilla
  1. What does their bedroom look like?
  2. Do they have any daily rituals?
  3. Do they exercise, and if so, what do they do? How often?
  4. What would they do if they needed to make dinner but the kitchen was busy?
  5. Cleanliness habits (personal, workspace, etc.)
  6. Eating habits and sample daily menu
  7. Favorite way to waste time and feelings surrounding wasting time
  8. Favorite indulgence and feelings surrounding indulging
  9. Makeup?
  10. Neuroses? Do they recognize them as such?
  11. Intellectual pursuits?
  12. Favorite book genre?
  13. Sexual Orientation? And, regardless of own orientation, thoughts on sexual orientation in general?
  14. Physical abnormalities? (Both visible and not, including injuries/disabilities, long-term illnesses, food-intolerances, etc.)
  15. Biggest and smallest short term goal?
  16. Biggest and smallest long term goal?
  17. Preferred mode of dress and rituals surrounding dress
  18. Favorite beverage?
  19. What do they think about before falling asleep at night?
  20. Childhood illnesses? Any interesting stories behind them?
  21. Turn-ons? Turn-offs?
  22. Given a blank piece of paper, a pencil, and nothing to do, what would happen?
  23. How organized are they? How does this organization/disorganization manifest in their everyday life?
  24. Is there one subject of study that they excel at? Or do they even care about intellectual pursuits at all?
  25. How do they see themselves 5 years from today?
  26. Do they have any plans for the future? Any contingency plans if things don’t workout?
  27. What is their biggest regret?
  28. Who do they see as their best friend? Their worst enemy?
  29. Reaction to sudden extrapersonal disaster (eg The house is on fire! What do they do?)
  30. Reaction to sudden intrapersonal disaster (eg close family member suddenly dies)
  31. Most prized possession?
  32. Thoughts on material possessions in general?
  33. Concept of home and family?
  34. Thoughts on privacy? (Are they a private person, or are they prone to ‘TMI’?)
  35. What activities do they enjoy, but consider to be a waste of time?
  36. What makes them feel guilty?
  37. Are they more analytical or more emotional in their decision-making?
  38. Would they consider themselves a Type A or Type B personality?
  39. What recharges them when they’re feeling drained?
  40. Would you say that they have a superiority-complex? Inferiority-complex? Neither?
  41. How misanthropic are they?
  42. Hobbies?
  43. How far did they get in formal education? What are their views on formal education vs self-education?
  44. Religion?
  45. Superstitions or views on the occult?
  46. Do they express their thoughts through words or deeds?
  47. If they were to fall in love, who (or what) is their ideal?
  48. How do they express love?
  49. If this person were to get into a fist fight, what is their fighting style like?
  50. Is this person afraid of dying? Why or why not?
Posted 4 weeks ago
  • Lust: Write a detailed sexual fantasy your character has had about someone else. Could be their lover/boyfriend/girlfriend/one of their friends or some random stranger. You may specify the person if you wish.

  • Gluttony: Write about the one food or dish your character would eat every day if they could. Describe why they like the taste or what got them into this particular dish. Is it a family recipe or something they read/watched being demonstrated elsewhere? Would they cook it for their lover and/or friends?

  • Greed: If your character suddenly won a vast amount of money, list all the selfish/self-centered purchases they would make.

  • Sloth: Your character has nothing to do all day. No work, homework or upcoming projects. Even their friends aren’t answering their phones. So how do he or she spend their lazy afternoon?

  • Wrath: Give us a blow by blow instance of where your character was so angry they couldn’t contain it or deal with it in a normal fashion. Time for some good old fisty-cuffs, whether it’s against another person or an inanimate object, sometimes it helps to just hit something.

  • Envy: Describe a time where your character wanted something so desperately that it drives them to distraction. Could be another person’s possession, lover, position, etc. Get creative as to what your character would desire most and how they would react to see someone else enjoying it instead.

  • Pride: Describe the one thing your character takes great pride in. What would they give everything else up for, but will hold sacred this one thing. It could be a personal attribute, their friends, lover or a belief. Simply put, make them lose everything save this one thing and make them fight to keep it.
Posted 4 weeks ago

send me a ship and I’ll tell you who:
makes the bed in the mornings: vanilla probably dio seems to lounge around in bed A Lot so he probably doesn’t see the point in making the bed if he’s just going to get back in and out of it All day I bet vanilla just makes his side like its half pristine and half jsut fucking dio man
has sole posession of the T.V. remote: vanilla dio doesn’t even care he’ll watch anything but I bet vani gets really passionate about his Shows and they’re all really weird. Conspiracy theory documentaries. Extreme cheapskates. He really likes watching professional motorcross racing
stays up until 2am reading: vanilla again lmao he’s reading his trash novels to fall asleep to again dio doesn’t get it but whenever he notices he moves the book Really Carefully but vani still wakes up every single time but usually he pretends he hasn’t so dio doesn’t feel bad
is the bigger cuddler: vanilla I think but I think he’s always a lil scared to instigate it
does the laundry: vanilla he tried once to instigate a rota but it was Futile the great dio doesn’t wash his own stupid yellow pants
mows the lawn: dio I bet he does it shirtless and Damn
is better at budgeting: neither I think they both probably have absolutely no concept of not being stupidly extravagant money isn’t really an issue for them so
instigates the sex (and who’s into the kinkier stuff): I think obv dio instigates sex a lot but I think vani does too bc even tho he’s cool w dio sexing up The Ladies every now and then he’s just like Mine. Ur mine come here right now and I’ll fcking prove it (dio is probably kinkier Disgusting)

Posted 1 month ago

impt shipping qs:
who minds the table when they go out and who gets the food instead: dio. There is no way you would trust that man to get your food but I bet he’s still really bratty about w/e vanilla brings back like I WANTED TWO STRAWS!!! Dio = actual child
whos more likely to fall asleep with the lights still on: vanilla aaaaa he’s definitely the type to get really engrossed in whatever he’s doing and not realise quite how tired he his….he’s also prob the type to work for ages in the dark bc he didn’t realise it had become night whilst he was doing whatever„
who forgets to take the laundry back inside when its raining: dio but lbr does he ever bring the laundry in regardless of circumstance
who falls asleep when theyre waiting for the other to come home: vanilla oh my god. Oh My God. I like 2 think he has reading glasses or smth and dio comes home from a wild night of sex and killing to find vanilla there asleep w his glasses still on reading some shitty romantic fiction thing like oh god. Oh no
who hoards stuff and who is the one who constantly throws things away: I WANT DIO TO BE THE BIGGEST SENTIMENTAL BRAT EVER I WAnt him to hoard everything with even a vague emotional significance whereas vanilla ice is like *throws away dios tally chart of women he’s killed* *throws away his heart shaped kneepads* *throws away his stand creating arrow* Whoops
who spends days persuading the other to watch a movie that they end up hating themselves anyway: I think dio has no taste so probably vanilla like dio is the kind of person to be like oooh well you want to watch it so it can’t be any good just to rile him up and then eventually vanilla has him practically tied down to watch w/e it is and then falls asleep half way through bc he’s so bored
who accidentally ends up celebrating the other person’s birthday a day early because they got too excited about it: AAAAAA DIO ok this would just be CUTE….he’d probably count days as the periods of night time or smth so he starts celebrating the night before and vanilla is so embarrassed. Terence is just like tf bro bc dio has roped him in to some stupid surprise
who is the angrier driver: ohhhhh my god vani definitely 10000% I bet he flips off fucking everyone and loudly complains with his window down about every pedestrian
who is absolutely unable to keep surprises: dio again I think this actually ties into the birthday one like he set up the surprise thing for midnight but got too excited and sent like…a not so subtle text and then vanilla is rushing home 4 hours TOO EARLY oh no but I bet vanilla is thick as shit he’s like ? And doesn’t even get it when dio accidentally tells him stuff
who gets to call their friends/family to explain why they’re running half an hour late for an event: Never Ever Dio my god. Dear god. No. Vanilla let him explain once 2 giorno why they were late for parents evening and dio makes some crude remark about sex and oh my god
who breaks something but pretends they have no idea what happened and just puts it back where it was/leaves it for the other to discover: vanilla u know that thing where he uses cream to leave rooms instead of USING THE FUCKING DOOR I bet thats his attitude to a lot of things. Whoops broke this precious vase I’ll just…….leave it…….or maybe he fuckin takes it to the 4th dimension he has going on vase what vase? Are you sure there was a vase?

Posted 1 month ago

important shipping questions 2 keep in mind

which one is abysmal at roller skating and has to hold onto the other: dio omg i just think this because itd be funny af to see dio fail abysmally at something but ESPECIALLY roller skating

which one gets hiccups every time they drink something fizzy: vanilla…….poor baby I bet he gets hiccups all the time and there is nothing funnier than imaginign vanilla ice , the vampire and stand user, with hiccups

which one always joins the group dances at the skating rink: VANILLA VANILL A VANILLA HE PROBABLY FUckign initiates them dio is watching from the side hes so angry . hes so steamed. why cant he roller skate

which one listens to new songs on loop until the other can’t stand it: vanilla omg I imagine he doesn’t just do that but also hums and sings them ? like all the time when he’s doing housework or whatVE r the fuck it is he even does and dio is so -_- bc i bet vani cant sing to save his Fucking life and he listens 2 fuckign idol music of this i am 1000% sure

which one tags the other in embarrassing photos without asking first: dio dio di odi odi o there isn’t such a thing as an embarrassing photo of dio (he would like u to believe) but there are Endless pics of vanilla sneezing and stuff omf dio probably fucking stops time just to take REALLY BAD ones a+ use of his power

which one had a short-lived interest in learning the ukulele: vanilla but omg much like he can’t sing for shit he also has no musical ear and he has those big massive hands so you can imagine it didn’t end well at all

which one keeps posting memes on facebook: dio but this isn’t even headcanon I’m sure this is absolutely something dio would delight in

Posted 2 months ago

If you can think of a ship, i will answer these questions for them

who cooks normally?: vanilla I’ll defend this 2 the GRAVE imagine him in naked apron……

how often do they fight?: vanilla doesn’t get annoyed easily but when he does he’s like I HATE YOU and then he’s crying 10 seconds later bc he can’t hate dio,

what do they do when they’re away from each other?: (redacted)

nicknames for each other?: oh no…..oh no…..I mean obviously dio sama but…I imagine vani ? He might be disgusting and use a cutesy honourific like tan or chan

who is more likely to pay for dinner?: dio it’d be some dumb point of pride ? also does vanilla even HAVE any money omf

who steals the covers at night?: VANILLA and dio overreacts every fuckign time

what would they get each other for gifts?: gifts ? What gifts lbr….a new leotard or smth you know dio is responsible for that outfit

who remembers things?: I’m actually gonna say dio like vanilla is so empty headed he’d be like what are all the flowers fOR ITS OUR ANNIVERSARY

who cusses more?: I like 2 think dio swears in English a lot

what would they do if the other one was hurt?: well we all know what vanilla would do but I guess dio would be less so but still v protective and probably beat the SHIT out of whoever was responsible

who kissed who first?: dio Duh u thought ur first kiss would bbe me a nd……….it was

who made the first move?: I wanna say vanilla btu it was Pathetic like trying to hold dios hand or even just Brushing it more than normal dio doesnt know how 2 deal with this idiot

who started the relationship?: idk if….you could call it a relationship I don’t think there was any Defining moment jesus I’m trash

Posted 2 months ago